The Top 20 All-Time Best Weed Strains - And Where to Find Them
Updated: Mar 11
The best weed strains is a highly controversial topic among weed growers. I've heard countless arguments about which weed strains are the best weed strains for this, that, or the other thing; and I've been fortunate enough to personally experience a plethora of cannabis varieties over the years.
Let me be clear... These are my top 20 all-time best weed strains.
I think I'm in a good position to know, but there will always be people who disagree with me, and that's fine.
Either way, I hope you find this information to be helpful.
Table of Contents
The Best Weed Strains for Sleeping
The Best Weed Strains for Anxiety
The Best Weed Strains for Creativity
The Best Weed Strains for Depression
The Best Weed Strains for Pain
The Best Weed Strains of All Time
The Best Weed Strains for Sex
Weed and sex go together like pizza and sex, or chocolate and sex; or wine and sex... you get the idea. Weed has been used as an aphrodisiac for thousands of years, and for a very good reason.
It works.
Weed increases arousal, lowers inhibitions, and heightens the senses. Weed has also been shown to increase blood flow which can help treat erectile dysfunction and similar conditions.
But if you Google 'Best Weed for Sex' you'll get a wide variety of answers.
That's why I'm going to go out on a limb and give you my personal recommendation - based on years upon years of experience combining the two.
Sour Diesel
Sour Diesel is not a "chill" high - in fact, quite the opposite. Sour Diesel is good for when you need to clean the house, or go to the gym, or make passionate, animalistic love to your partner.
Simply put, Sour Diesel gets me AMPED.
The euphoric and uplifting effects paired with that distinct characteristic piney aroma make Sour Diesel ideal for anything that requires physical exertion.
Trust me, if you're looking to up the excitement in the bedroom, Sour Diesel is a good place to start.
Just try not to disturb the neighbors.
Sour Diesel is available in clone form only.
Wedding Cake
Another excellent weed strain for sex is Wedding Cake - mainly for its ability to increase sensitivity and promote relaxation.
If you're looking for a softer, more intimate and sensual sexual experience, then Wedding Cake is the strain for you.
Wedding Cake provides the same euphoria and Sour Diesel, but Wedding Cake is more relaxing as opposed to uplifting - making it perfect for a quiet evening with your romantic partner.
Wedding Cake is available in clone form only.
Foria
Though not a strain of marijuana, Foria is worth mentioning too. Foria is an infused lube that is safe to use on all sexual organs.
Foria's product line includes both THC and CBD infused lubes, as well as a wide variety of other infused bath products that have all been designed with intimacy in mind.
Simply put: Foria is the perfect way to incorporate weed into sex.
You can buy Foria online and have it shipped to your door discreetly.
The Best Weed Strains for Sleeping
Cannabis has a unique ability to promote healthy, restful sleep. In fact, the #1 most common usage for medical cannabis is to help people sleep.
There are a lot of weed strains that will help you sleep but there are a few that have a reputation for calming a restless mind and soothing a weary body.
It's no coincidence that these strains are also ideal for reducing inflammation.
Granddaddy Purple
The Granddaddy of all purple weed Granddaddy Purple is a solid choice for a restful night sleep. The intense couch-lock effects will have you out like a light within two hours of your first puff.
Just make sure that you dedicate time to a full-night's sleep before indulging in this drowsy strain.
Granddaddy Purple is available in seed form only.
Girl Scout Cookie
Girl Scout Cookie is another excellent choice for counteracting insomnia.
It's heavy indica qualities will immediately go to work soothing your every ache and pain. This strain will numb your body and quiet your mind.
It's also delicious.
Girl Scout Cookie is available in seed and clone form.
Oreoz
A descendant of Girl Scout Cookie, Oreoz retains all of the qualities that make the original Girl Scout Cookie ideal for getting a restful night's' sleep; but without any paranoia.
Oreoz is available in clone form only.
The Best Purple Weed Strains
Purple weed has developed a cult-like following that no other category of cannabis has managed to achieve.
Anyone who has ever smoked deep purple weed probably understands why.
The taste is completely unique and the high is usually incredibly strong.
The mere fact that the weed appears purple indicates that the bud was grown with care under the supervision of a skilled, professional grower with excellent environmental control.
For true fans of purple weed, there simply is no substitute.
Gelato
A gourmet phenotype of a strong genetic cross from Cookie Fam, Gelato has become renowned amount growers in Northern California and beyond.
Gelato has every characteristic of a classic purple indica strain - heavy amounts of terpenes that lead to an almost narcotic-like body high, all wrapped up in a sweet & earthy cookie dough flavor.
Gelato is available in seed form only.
Confidential Purp
This cross between Granddaddy Purple #5 and LA Confidential is the perfect blend of purple weed characteristics and OG flavor.
Confidential Purp is also a surprisingly high yielding strain for purple weed.